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Relationship advice: Find someone who accepts you for the lazy piece of shit you are.
by (via breathedream1d)

(Source: quotecomedy, via tanc-h)

8yearoldslut:

me arriving at the gates of hell
lunchboxdoodles:

You better eat your vegetables today… cause Batman is watching… he’s ALWAYS watching!
kurt-lana-and-pizza:

paintdeath:

"We had a lot going for us. We’d found the secret glue that held all things together. In a perfect place, where the noise did not intrude, our world was so very complete."Candy (2006)

† She prays the rosary for my broken mind †

Cape. 1912, French. 

House of Worth.

Source: Met Museum.

(Source: travellinganachronism, via helpyoudraw)


White Lion. [Credit!]
cookienun:

hey kids wanna buy some drugs

generalbooty:

yeah so i slept with this dude last night and idk we were chatting a bit  during the sexy time and for some reason his birthday came up and i was like “wait 25th of september? DUDE me TOO, wtf thats such a coincidence” and he was like “really? we have the same birthday? are u fuckin with me?” and i just looked down at his penis literally inside my vagina and was like “well technically yeah” and he was like haha nice one and high fived me

(via onebigstupidmistake)

defnotyouraveragewoman:

mandeecarek:

webofgoodnews:

Animals getting help from people.

😢😢😢😢😢😢

OMG I’m literally bawling my eyes out.

I don’t know what made it worse. The piggie, the squirrel.

no, the mama cat. ughhhhg.

(via bebravecastiel)